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Three A.M. Ramblings by LordBaumeister, literature

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Three A.M. Ramblings

It's three am and while this day old pot of decaf certainly isn't Folgers, it certainly hits me in the face like it is the best part of waking up But the smell brings up a reminiscence of the past; of my grandmother's super potent suntea and carefree summers... it'll be 8 years this October that she has been gone and I still regret not talking to her one more time before she left this mortal coil Five years gone yesterday and you're still sorely missed But while I still don't understand the motivation behind your sudden exit; I certainly can understand the pain and anguish that you must have been feeling in your last days For I felt that t

Hugo's Crazy Tuesday: Idea by LordBaumeister, literature

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Hugo's Crazy Tuesday: Idea

My name, is Hugo Gregoriovitch Snicklefritz (but everyone calls me Fritz). I’m your average ,run of the mill ham-and-egger. Basic desk job. It’s fine enough, if you enjoy that sort of thing. Which I do. Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy my weekends of walking through fields of sunflowers and reading “War and Peace” next to a babbling brook. Adventure is just something I look for. Usually, adventure comes looking for me. And that’s how all of this started. What should have been my normal everyday Tuesday morning of two eggs (over medium, since I can never flip the things over without bursting the yolk), bacon (ex

D.D. Inc: Intro Idea by LordBaumeister, literature

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D.D. Inc: Intro Idea

Nobody knew where he first came from. His shop just showed up one day downtown, in the old general mercantile. Everyone seemed to have gone in there at first; a new curiosity in our cozy little town. Those nosy Nancy gossip types were the first ones in there. But, they didn't say much. Sure, they talked about how good the inside of the building looked since he took over the place. They talked about how well-mannered this guy was. But, nothing about this business. Which, was no big deal. I walked by this place everyday on my trip to work, since it's two buildings down from the post office. Since I usually only walked that way as I to

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Gluing/Coming Unglued

I'm pieceing myself back together, one little shard at a time. It's like fixing a mirror; or building a puzzle. It's finding that exact right piece to fit a hole to make the picture complete. I keep getting asked if I'm doing ok. I'm doing as ok as I can be, five months removed. Yes, I was majorly depressed and was drowning in my sorrows. But I'm building myself up one shard at a time. Pieces fall into place. Sometimes, I have issues. I fall back into the embrace of the dark. I lash out. I release it out. It's better than letting it eat me alive. Just because I don't smile, doesn't me that I'm not doing ok, so I wish my mother would s

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

June 25
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Deviant for 12 years
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Cult of Personality by Living Colour

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
Cult of personality
Cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your TV
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I told you one and one make three
I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality
Cult of personality
Cult of personality

Neon lights, a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the cult of personality

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Um...what kind of artist?

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Clue

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Slipknot, Alter Bridge, Stone Sour

Favourite Writers

Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, TwilightPoetess

Favourite Games

Fallout: New Vegas or any of the Dynasty/Samurai Warriors

Favourite Gaming Platform

PS3

Tools of the Trade

pencil, pen, imagination

Other Interests

reading, writing, playing bass, watching movies with my sweetheart, cuddling with said sweetheart

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LordBaumeister

May 16, 2018

Wow...It's been 4 Years!?

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Wow.  Hello life. So, a lot is happening in my life lately.  And especially since I had last made a journal entry here. So, got divorced a long while ago, moved back to my parents, and for quite a long time, I was in a dark funk.  I didn't know how to feel...anything. But, things have gotten better.  Like, A LOT better. I have gained a super close friend from work (and strangely enough, a very interesting "relationship"). I re-connected with a friend I hadn't seen in years, and she makes my day brighter when we get to talking (I wish you the best of luck hun!) I gained myself a cat, and while she's a lot of energy and clingy beyond all

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LordBaumeister

Dec 14, 2016

Woot! Name changed!

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Aug 7, 2013

It's been a while...hasn't it?

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Hi ya'll.  So, I've been on here often, checking messages and the like, but I really don't have much to contribute.  And I'm sorry about that.  I feel like I haven't really had any inspiration, and with my other projects taking my full attention, writing has been put on the back burner.  I might start putting said side project on here, just so I have another place for it to hang out (haha). Also, a great and terrible (;)) thing has happened, my beautiful wife, betwixtthepages (https://www.deviantart.com/betwixtthepages), has been made a Senior Member!!! Go show her, and the rest of the new lit Seniors some love. That's all I've got for now.  Stay tuned. Bau.